AUDI – Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW – Brings Me Women, but Breaks My Wallet
FIAT – Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD – Fast Only Rolling Downhill
SAAB – Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI – Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
SUBARU – Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE – Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
FORD – Fix Or Repair Daily
KIA – Killed In Action